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Christmas Memes!
My plan: Post a new article. Reality: Share memes instead. My editor: 🤦‍♀️
Dec 22 • Phil O'Reilly (aka Qntmchckn)
You Aren’t What You Eat
How fad diets can help you feel better about not losing weight
Dec 15 • Phil O'Reilly (aka Qntmchckn)
The Legend of Me
A Middle-Aged Man's Guide to Heroism
Dec 8 • Phil O'Reilly (aka Qntmchckn)
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Would It Kill You to Follow the Recipe?
Sep 28 • Phil O'Reilly (aka Qntmchckn)
Pave the Rainforest!
Sep 21 • Phil O'Reilly (aka Qntmchckn)
Did You Lose a Chicken?
Sep 13 • Phil O'Reilly (aka Qntmchckn)
My Mother, A Smartphone, and the Raccoon Mafia
Nov 2 • Phil O'Reilly (aka Qntmchckn)
Operation Beaver Drop
Nov 16 • Phil O'Reilly (aka Qntmchckn)
I’m One Lie Away from My Dream Job
Nov 9 • Phil O'Reilly (aka Qntmchckn)
Nobody’s Perfect
A liar's guide to dental hygiene
Nov 23 • Phil O'Reilly (aka Qntmchckn)
Operation Beaver Drop
It wasn’t the moon landing, but it was something
Nov 16 • Phil O'Reilly (aka Qntmchckn)
I’m One Lie Away from My Dream Job
Okay, that’s a lie
Nov 9 • Phil O'Reilly (aka Qntmchckn)
My Mother, A Smartphone, and the Raccoon Mafia
All Things Great and Small - Except Fruit Flies and Telecom Managers
Nov 2 • Phil O'Reilly (aka Qntmchckn)
Downton Abbey - Best Halloween Movie Ever
Could use a few more zombies though
Oct 26 • Phil O'Reilly (aka Qntmchckn)
Luxury Garbage Bins: Because You're Not a Peasant
A comprehensive guide for people with more money than brains
Oct 19 • Phil O'Reilly (aka Qntmchckn)
Marital Algebra
It’s A Test! Or is it?
Oct 12 • Phil O'Reilly (aka Qntmchckn)
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