Christmas Memes!

Ok, I lied.

What follows are just things that make me laugh.

Honestly though, that’s basically what I do every week, I write something that amuses me and hope it amuses you too.

However, given that it is Christmas week, everything that follows counts as Christmas humor.

Just like a wooden pickle counts as a Christmas present.

And Die Hard is a Christmas movie.

Hey, I don’t write the rules.

Honestly though, this wasn’t the plan.

I had every intention of posting a new article today.

I have a half dozen partially written ones, but none were coming together sufficiently well for me to post them. My options were:

1. Half-ass one

2. Skip this week

3. Share some things that make me laugh

(Imaginary Editor): aren’t 1 and 3 the same thing?

Me: Shut up!

I also want to let everyone know that I’m going to take a few weeks off from my busy schedule of procrastinating for 90% of the week and then panicking the day before an article is due.

I’ve “worked” “hard” and I “deserve” a “rest.”

(Imaginary Editor): And they deserve a rest from you.

Me: Shut up!

I’ll be back January 11^th with something that I find amusing and which my editor (wife) will assure me isn’t funny at all.

(Imaginary Editor): Smart lady.

Me: Shut up!

Until then, consider this final article of 2025 as my “wooden pickle” for all of you.

Let me tell you a little bit about myself:

Ok, enough about me, here’s just some stuff I find amusing:

Finally, be kind to everyone and don’t be too quick to judge.

Remember, sometimes laundry day can be a struggle.

Ok I lied.

(Imaginary Editor): Again?!?

Me: Shut up!

I have to post this last meme before I ask for your support.

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