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Daniel Melgar's avatar

10 Commandments was already a rewrite by Christians. The Torah has 613 commandments: Comprised of 365 negative commandments ("do not") and 248 positive commandments ("do").

You could make it a Disney movie (before Disney became Woke). In Christian tradition, the focus is often on the 10 Commandments, which were summarized by Jesus into two key commandments: to love God and to love one's neighbor. Cue the music and the dancing forest animals!—Use real animals or Hollywood will revolt.

Peter Rex's avatar

“How married are we to the name Moses?”

That’s the perfect closing punchline. It implies the whole thing is about to be turned into something like “Max Exodus: Fury Tablets.”

Phil O'Reilly (aka Qntmchckn)'s avatar

Thanks!

Love the movie title too.

Paul Dotta's avatar

I would be totally down for a Furiosa-Mad Max version of the Ten Commandments. Get ready for some religious backlash!

Phil O'Reilly (aka Qntmchckn)'s avatar

I need a 100 million to get the project off the ground.

I could probably do a pretty good job with 75 million though. Why be greedy, right?

Paul Dotta's avatar

I've no idea, seems these budgets are so out of hand. Probably can't turn a profit a penny over $50m 😂

Dave Wise (Neoteric Wood Art)'s avatar

Um, more like the three suggestions, man, don't harsh my buzz with all your demands, dude!

[Geesh, don't know how I didn't see this one until now, but glad I did!]

Phil O'Reilly (aka Qntmchckn)'s avatar

Read them all. I love the comments.

Daniel Melgar's avatar

His father called Moses Chaver!

ken terry's avatar

Oh, no! You've entered forbidden territory here for sure. Us Christians are obligated to protest 'just because'. The athiests will protest because you left in the Three Commandments. The agnostics will protest that you gave a non-existant god air time. And everyone else will protest just so they are not left out of all the fun. You really started something now Bubba!

Phil O'Reilly (aka Qntmchckn)'s avatar

I'm an equal opportunity offender.