Sorry to inform you, the beaver movie has already been made. Not that kind of beaver. Get your head out of the gutter. It's called Hundreds of Beavers, a 2022 indie comedy. https://www.hundredsofbeavers.com
I'm stuck on the description of them being parachuted in lidless boxes.
I'm worried how many beavers tried exiting their box prematurely. And for some reason, I keep thinking of that WKRP in Cincinnati episode about the Thanksgiving turkeys.
Taking your story at (more or less) face value, I'm shocked that they didn't simply shoot all the beavers in 1948. That was how they dealt with things in those days*.
More currently, they are actually re-introducing beavers in some places because beavers are actually, you know, good for the ecosystem.
* On further reflection, somebody probably thought it was really fun busywork.
Check out the Wikipedia link, it explains why they took this approach. If my memory serves me, I think they had just reintroduced beavers to the area so didn't want to kill them.
Those must’ve been some small parachutes. How would they pull their reserve chutes if needed (their arms are so tiny!)? I’m sure it was a static line jump but do beavers even weight enough to cause the chute to deploy? I hope Netflix doesn’t miscast the beavers with ah certain groups wearing furry costumes—that’s how they ruined Jumanji (1995)—or maybe they were just ugly animals?
Sorry to inform you, the beaver movie has already been made. Not that kind of beaver. Get your head out of the gutter. It's called Hundreds of Beavers, a 2022 indie comedy. https://www.hundredsofbeavers.com
Looks absurd. I love it!
I just watched the trailer on Apple TV+. It actually looks like it would be fun to watch, but I'm not sure it's worth six bucks to rent.
Edit to add: $2.69 on Amazon Prime.
Well, that wasn’t the ending I expected and all the better! My lord, the stupid ideas humans carry out… (hilarious writing though!)
Thanks!
Laughed till I cried
Thanks!
I'm stuck on the description of them being parachuted in lidless boxes.
I'm worried how many beavers tried exiting their box prematurely. And for some reason, I keep thinking of that WKRP in Cincinnati episode about the Thanksgiving turkeys.
From what I read, one did chew its way out before it landed and died as a result.
Taking your story at (more or less) face value, I'm shocked that they didn't simply shoot all the beavers in 1948. That was how they dealt with things in those days*.
More currently, they are actually re-introducing beavers in some places because beavers are actually, you know, good for the ecosystem.
* On further reflection, somebody probably thought it was really fun busywork.
Check out the Wikipedia link, it explains why they took this approach. If my memory serves me, I think they had just reintroduced beavers to the area so didn't want to kill them.
Those must’ve been some small parachutes. How would they pull their reserve chutes if needed (their arms are so tiny!)? I’m sure it was a static line jump but do beavers even weight enough to cause the chute to deploy? I hope Netflix doesn’t miscast the beavers with ah certain groups wearing furry costumes—that’s how they ruined Jumanji (1995)—or maybe they were just ugly animals?
Well they tested it with Geronimo numerous times so I assume they have calculations to these things.
Hilarious!
Thank you!